No, no, no, no, no! I do not care one iota if this roaster produces the greatest java this dude has ever had in his life or that it works diligently with farmers to grow organic and sustainable coffees, I will never, ever, never-ever buy anything from a company whose name and logo pairs feet with something meant to be ingested. Never-ever!
And, outside the minuscule percentage of folks with a coffee-flavored foot--or is it a foot-flavored coffee?--fetish, who would?
This lunacy must end, people, or we're sure to find ourselves surround by products that kill our desire for any kind of beverage, leaving our space alien friends to assume we're all just big, dehydrated, human-shaped prunes.
(via CoffeeTalk)
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